Both & tagged me to do this and I promised both of them I would, so... here you go

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Finish at least 1 volume of a manga (drawing wise)
2.) Someday, maybe, finish Hard Hat 4 and remake 1 and 2 (doubtfuly)
3.) Visit Japan please

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Greens
2.) Mikey G
3.) Chikin' Taco

Three Screen Names You Have Had (Other Than This One):
1.) Damaged
2.) Damaged3
3.) Meat Sandwich

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) Calf Muscles
2.) Hair
3.) Forearms

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Canadian
2.) Scottish
3.) Irish

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) A world with no tacos!
2.) Pitch Dark
3.) Death of an immediate family member (to include pets)

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) Caloric Intake Please
2.) 2-3 hours of Anime Please
3.) A conversation with *Miss-It-Girl Please

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Boston Red Sox hat
2.) Broken Watch (I need to replace the battery)
3.) Boots that have the soles falling off (need new ones soon)

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Slayer
2.) Pantera
3.) Ali Project (wait, how'd that get in there?)

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Slayer - War Ensamble
2.) Pantera - Cowboys from Hell
3.) Metallica - Damage Inc.

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Communication
2.) Similar interests
3.) Acceptance of faults

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I hate Sublime (the band)
2.) I don't like Duke Nukem
3.) I like roast beef sandwiches

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) Eyes
2.) Hair
3.) Relative size of the head to the body

Three of your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Drawing
2.) Programming
3.) Can sleep be a hobby?

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Sleeeeeeeep!
2.) Eat
3.) Be driving home from work

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Game Programmer
2.) High School Computer Science teacher
3.) Telephone Technician

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Japan
2.) Canada (I wanna go)
3.) England

Three Kid's Names You Like:
1.) Doug
2.) Miyu
3.) Violet (yes yes, I know, I love this name)

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) I take a 5 minute shower
2.) I take 5 minutes to get ready
3.) Food doesn't necessarily need to be good for me to eat it

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A maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'

Maria: Well Ma’am, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Ma’am, the gardener did.'


SHE GOT THE RAISE!.

*Hisietari

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